May 2013
Anonymous asked: 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? and 148. What's your favorite quote?
aboutexhaleprivilege:
gothicwoadie:
dietchola:
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
sEND ME SOME AND ILL LOVE YOU SO MUCH
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get alone with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone's heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What's your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closet book next to you, open it to page 95, what's the first line on that page?
If you reblog this put numbers in the ask of the person you reblogged it from.
DO IT
cock-zero:
wait what
does
that
say
oh
vivalawanker:
IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS AND SAYS HEY RYAN I AM HERE OMG I THINK SHE’S OUTSIDE WAITING SOS SOS
gaydayparade:
what if you woke up and pete wentz was sitting cross-legged facing you on your bed and he said “damn kid you sleep a lot” and then walked out of the room
chris-noth:
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
castielsbroken-wings:
au3ratliff:
inriri:
i went and saw a movie in the theaters and when the preview for the lone ranger came on i yelled “fuck johnny depp HE IS WHITE” and when the preview ended i blew a huge raspberry and a bunch of people in the theater laughed and clapped
He is part Cherokee indian people DO YOUR RESEARCH
YES it pisses me off so much! His great grand mother had...
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
our blogs: gay porn, smut, swearing like sailors, shameless objectifying of celebrities, and questionable mental stability
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inriri:
i went and saw a movie in the theaters and when the preview for the lone ranger came on i yelled “fuck johnny depp HE IS WHITE” and when the preview ended i blew a huge raspberry and a bunch of people in the theater laughed and clapped
He is part Cherokee indian people DO YOUR RESEARCH
drunktrophywife:
do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay
theyellowbrickroad:
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
3 tags
I’m so bad at giving advise and it sucks cause people have just told you their story and I’m like.. “yeah… that sucks”
gerardwayisatimelord:
fquemark:
I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
I KNOW A FRIEND LIKE THIS….
I think we all know who this is about
394 words on my assignment...
putlifeoff-foranotherday:
5 tags
charlamagnethagod:
The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
jesuschristvevo:
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
rachael-likes-pie:
my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he said Bilbo Watson
thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
chartini:
In dutch you don’t say “I love you”, you say “godver mijn klote fiets is alweer gejat” which is like “our hearts will be together forever, even when we’re apart”, I love that. Such a beautiful language.
shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
